Ashley Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door…YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. you were supposed to be watching the door…ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE? ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRLS ARMS. A little girl with dreams. With legs. With a head. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE-STICK. You can use her as a pool noddle. AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS. ARMS, I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T WATCHING THE DOOR..a girl lost her arms.. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. Do you know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbour? Seeing the FUCKIN’ Japanese museum? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOUR TODAY. OH MY GOD. How could you do this to us? You literally BOMBED us like the Japanese you are! AND ME, I’M BEN AFFLECK. And I’m Ben Affleck and I’m holding two FUCKING little girl arms. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!